Hey everyone. I just joined this community to make a rant, but after reading previous hilarious entries/comments, i think i'll stay.
So basically.. there's this girl i used to be best friends with. like people do, we drifted apart but were still kinda friends and whatnot. Now we're back to being really good friends, but she's completely obsessed with Paris Hilton. She acts according to her book, which by the way, is TOTALLY ridiculous. It's awful. Personally, I've never really hated Paris Hilton up until Ashley started to live by her book. Since then, i've been wanting to strangle her for ever putting it out. I think she's pretty sometimes (except one of her eyes always looks messed up, but w/e). I borrowed the book a lil while ago because of Ashley's obsession.. and for those of you who haven't read it.. (which is probably most of you)...under the cut is some passages i chose to share with you..
( Even though she may be kidding, stupid people take this seriously.Collapse )
Now.. for those of you who feel the need to stick up for Paris Hilton (for God knows what reason..especially since she 'doesnt care' what people say/think. neither should you) I do not think she is being serious. I certainly hope not. However, idiotic people in the world, such as this girl i'm friends with, are actually trying to live by these rules in order to 'become an heiress'. But. In order to become an heiress, you have to inherit. And, despite what you may say, I am not jealous of Paris Hilton, whether it be for her looks, money, publicity, or funny left eye. I haven't hated her after the sex scandal, sidekick leak, or whatever else. I didn't care one way or another because it doesn't, and never will, affect me. She just put idiotic things in her "Confessions of an Heiress" for people to supposedly follow and people actually are doing just that. And it's by far the most annoying thing ever. If you are one of these people that are trying to live by her book...not to sound too harsh, people probably hate you. And not because they're jealous of you. Because you're stupid.
Let the amusing comments begin!